Sudo’s Diary – Year/Month/Date

Early Bird Gets the… Dragon Fruit?

Today, I was a SUPERSTAR and got to school before everyone else! Okay, maybe not on purpose. Mommy was in a hurry, and BAM, I’m there before the ants could even steal the crumbs. But guess what? My tummy was NOT happy.

For two whole days, I was like a tiny, constipated dragon. My teacher (who is actually pretty cool, even if she DOES make me share my toys) told Mommy I needed… DRAGON FRUIT! Seriously? Is that even a real thing? Sounds like something from a cartoon.

Turns out, it IS a real thing, and it worked like magic! I went “!” And everyone cheered! I’m basically a medical miracle. Maybe I should be a doctor when I grow up, but only if I get to prescribe cookies and not just weird fruit.

Fishy Business

After school, Daddy and I went to buy fish! Real, live, swimming fish! They were so glittery and swishy. I wanted to grab them, but Daddy said “No touch!” What’s the point of having cool stuff if you can’t even touch it?

We got two tiny rainbow fish (Daddy calls them “guppies”) and a plant for their little fishy house. Our tank at home is TINY. I told Daddy we need a fish mansion, but he just laughed. I’ll show him. Maybe if I flush enough toys down the toilet, we’ll HAVE to get a bigger tank!

I hope the little fishies like their new home. If they don’t, I’m blaming Daddy. He’s in charge of the fishy real estate.

Original: Hôm nay sudo đi học sớm, bị tái bón 2 ngày nên cô giáo nhờ mua trái thanh long cho bé ăn trên lớp. Thế là sudo đã đi “!” Thành công rồi. Chiều tan học sudo và cha cùng đi mua cá. Những con cá thật đẹp nhưng hồ của sudo thì quá nhỏ. Cha đã mua thêm 2 bạn cá bảy màu và một cây cảnh. Hi vọng chúng sẽ sống tốt